My New Law - Everyone Must Wear Pink T-Shirts During Congressional Hearings

Have you ever turned on the Television and listenedare not. Mostly, these congressmen make me feel
to the Congressional Hearings on some controversialembarrassed as an American. We need to bring them
topic. These guys (congressmen andback down to their own level of rhetoric,
congresswomen) sit up there all high and mightywitch-hunting, and grandstanding.
asking 5 minute long questions, which are nothingMy New Law will take effect immediately, and then
more than mini-speeches as they grandstand tomaybe we can see these televised events for what
pander to the populous. I have an idea; I want a newthey are worth, and view this dog and pony show
law that all folks that are engaged in thefor what it is. This is a very fair way to deal with
congressional hearings wear "Pink Shirts" so this waythis, as the abuse of power and use of Congressional
they will not take themselves so seriously.Televised meetings for political speeches and air time,
After all, many of these frumpy and overweight (dueis an unfair advantage to incumbent politicians, many
to all their Lobbyist free lunches) Congressmen willof which have been there for over two or three
look pretty disgusting in T-shirts. Why woulddecades.
someone like me want to see something like this?We must protect our Republic from podium pushing
Simple really; you see, these folks wear suits and tiespoliticians pandering to the potential patronizing
and look so important and wise, but it's obvious theypopulation. Please consider this.