| Going out of town, to the beaches or to the | | | | “Phat boy sumo t-shirt” pair it with your |
| mountains to have some piece of mind, out of the | | | | khaki shorts and blue sneakers, just make it sure |
| middle of a financial district, away from the noise, | | | | there are no sumos around, unless you know your |
| don’t forget your funny t-shirt. “If you see a | | | | taekwondo or ninja tricks very well. Boxing |
| police warn a brother t-shirt.” It can really make | | | | won’t do, especially when a real sumo starts |
| people have that sheepish laugh especially when you | | | | running after you, you better be a fast runner, if you |
| carry it with style. Don’t forget to wear your | | | | dare to wear an offensive t-shirt like a “Phat boy |
| elegant men sandals and blue jeans to pair it with. Or, | | | | summo t-shirt.” |
| if you really want to enjoy your bus ride to a | | | | Do you really make it to the climb or just stay at the |
| provincial town, you can choose to wear your yellow | | | | resort, if you opt to read your favorite book |
| offensive t-shirt “Mellow stages”; your | | | | “The Fast Forward MBA in Project Management |
| talkative bus seat mate will get the message that | | | | by Eric Verzuh”, and almost all your colleagues |
| you need peace and quiet. Take time to smile once in | | | | would want to climb the mountains, you can change |
| awhile, appropriately, so at least they won’t take | | | | into your funny t-shirt called “Life guard |
| you as super stressed out, especially when you are | | | | vest”, but be sure you know how to save a |
| riding with your boss for a company outing. | | | | person from drowning, just in case somebody shouts |
| How about if you are paired with your officemate, | | | | “I am drowning!” Okay, that’s too much |
| whom you are trying to be cordial with, but never | | | | for you, why not try wearing your offensive t-shirt |
| wouldn’t want to do anything with her because | | | | called “The Priory clinic Rebab is for quitters |
| you have some other things in mind, at the moment, | | | | t-shirt” then start reading your Verzuh collection. |
| never offend her by pouting, or snickering or | | | | You decided to change your mind and join in the |
| whatever…just wear your offensive t-shirt “I | | | | climbing troupe, wear your funny t-shirt “I beat |
| only drink to make you interesting”, but continue | | | | anorexia look”, so when you are already on top |
| to be a good boy as you are, but never ever get | | | | of the mountain, and you need to eat some sugar |
| yourself drunk in front of her or you will get into | | | | jellies to keep you going on, you won’t feel bad |
| trouble! To be safe just wear your funny t-shirt | | | | if you ate your share in one gulp, because your |
| called “Tw@T” t-shirt, the problem here is if | | | | knees are already shaking, just be sure you are not |
| she really likes you, you better be careful. | | | | near your dream gal, okay. Or, if you want to really |
| You want to be sheik by wearing a vintage t-shirt | | | | make them grin while you drink lots of your mineral |
| over the weekend outing, tryout your funny t-shirt | | | | water, you can still opt to wear your offensive t-shirt |
| “I have seen Elvis,” pair it with white denim | | | | “I only drink to make you interesting.” |
| corduroy knee length with your leather masculine | | | | Have fun with your new T’s! |
| sandals. Don’t forget to have your feet nails | | | | There are many ways if you want to be funny, but |
| trimmed, to complete the Elvis style look. You may | | | | don’t have the heart to do so because you just |
| choose to wear sun shades, if you are in for a beach | | | | came in from a highly stressed weekend. |
| resort. If you can carry your offensive t-shirt called | | | | |